Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 3
1. Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
2. I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
3. What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
4. You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.
5. You've got the lips of a Jynx!
6. Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
7. You make my Darkrai rise.
8. You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
9. Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
10. I just want to stick it in your wooper.
11. The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
12. My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.
13. How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
14. How about you come and see my safari zone.
15. Want to ride my emPOLEon?
More Pick Up Lines
1. I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
2. My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
3. Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
4. If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
5. Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
6. My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.
7. Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?
8. Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
9. Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
10. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
11. How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
12. My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
13. Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
14. Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
15. Let's have a Togepi of our own!
1. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
2. Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
3. My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
4. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
5. If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
6. Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
7. Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
8. I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
9. When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
10. You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
11. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
12. When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
13. I've got Masterballs baby.
14. Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
1. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead
2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
4. If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard
5. Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
6. It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
7. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
8. I just don't feel called to celibacy.
9. I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
10. If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
11. Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
12. I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days
13. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
14. When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
15. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
16. Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
17. You make me want to be a better Christian.
18. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
19. Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.