Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 5

Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 5

1. If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

2. I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

3. I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

4. Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

5. My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

6. You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.

7. You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

8. You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.

9. Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

10. Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

11. My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

12. Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

13. Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.

14. I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

15. I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

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Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 4

1. You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

2. Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.

3. I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.

4. My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

5. Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

6. STD's are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch 'em all! Wanna help me out?

7. Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.

8. I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

9. Let's make RegiLove!

10. Want to Link your cable onto me?

11. I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.

12. You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.

13. Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

14. I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

15. If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz

Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 3

1. Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

2. I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.

3. What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

4. You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

5. You've got the lips of a Jynx!

6. Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

7. You make my Darkrai rise.

8. You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.

9. Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

10. I just want to stick it in your wooper.

11. The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.

12. My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.

13. How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.

14. How about you come and see my safari zone.

15. Want to ride my emPOLEon?

Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 2

1. I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

2. My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

3. Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

4. If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

5. Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.

6. My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

7. Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?

8. Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

9. Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

10. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

11. How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

12. My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

13. Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

14. Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

15. Let's have a Togepi of our own!

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