Crude, Suggestive Pick Up Lines (18+) - 6

Crude, Suggestive Pick Up Lines (18+) - 6

1. Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits

2. Let us let only latex stand between our love.

3. Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?

4. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.

5. I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

6. Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!

7. You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

8. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

9. Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

10. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

11. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

12. I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

13. (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

14. I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

15. (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

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Crude, Suggestive Pick Up Lines (18+) - 5

1. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

2. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

3. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

4. What do you like for breakfast?

5. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

7. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

8. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

9. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

11. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

12. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

13. Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

14. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

15. I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 7

1. You just gave me a Cubone.

2. My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

3. I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

4. I can make your Milktanks moo.

5. I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

6. Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

7. If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

8. Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.

9. I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

10. My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

11. Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

12. I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

13. You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

14. I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

15. If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.

Pokemon Pick Up Lines - 5

1. If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

2. I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

3. I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

4. Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

5. My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

6. You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.

7. You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

8. You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.

9. Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

10. Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

11. My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

12. Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

13. Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.

14. I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

15. I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

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