Crude, Suggestive Pick Up Lines (18+) - 7
1. Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
2. [What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
3. How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!
4. I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?. [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an
5. I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
6. Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
7. Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
8. Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
9. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
10. Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
11. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
12. Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
13. I'm easy. Are you?
14. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
15. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
More Pick Up Lines
1. Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
2. Let us let only latex stand between our love.
3. Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?
4. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
5. I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
6. Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
7. You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
8. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
9. Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
10. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
11. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
12. I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
13. (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
14. I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
15. (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
1. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
2. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
3. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
4. What do you like for breakfast?
5. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
7. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
8. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
9. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
11. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
12. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
13. Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
14. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
15. I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
1. You just gave me a Cubone.
2. My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
3. I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
4. I can make your Milktanks moo.
5. I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
6. Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
7. If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
8. Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
9. I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
10. My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
11. Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
12. I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
13. You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
14. I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
15. If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.