Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 6

Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 6

1. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

2. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

3. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

4. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

5. Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

6. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

7. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

8. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

9. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

10. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

11. Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

12. I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

13. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

14. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

15. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 5

1. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

2. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

3. You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

4. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

5. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

6. (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

7. Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

8. if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

9. Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

10. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

11. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

12. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

13. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

14. When God made you, he was showing off.

15. You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 3

1. You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

2. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

3. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

5. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

6. So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

8. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

9. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

10. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

11. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

12. (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

13. Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

14. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

15. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 1

1. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

2. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

3. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

4. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

5. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

6. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

7. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

8. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

9. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

10. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

11. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

12. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

13. Be unique and different, say yes.

14. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

15. Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

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