Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 7
1. (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
2. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
3. Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
4. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
5. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
6. Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
7. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think
8. the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
9. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
10. This time next year let's be laughing together.
11. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
12. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
13. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
14. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
15. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
More Pick Up Lines
1. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
2. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
3. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
4. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
5. Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
6. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
7. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
8. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
9. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
10. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
11. Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
12. I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
13. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
14. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
15. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
1. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
2. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
3. You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
4. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
5. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
6. (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
7. Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
8. if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
9. Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
10. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
11. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
12. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
13. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
14. When God made you, he was showing off.
15. You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
1. You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
2. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
3. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
5. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
6. So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
8. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
9. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
10. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
11. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
12. (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
13. Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
14. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
15. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?