Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 10

Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 10

1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

3. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

4. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

5. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

6. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

7. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

8. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

9. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

10. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

11. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

12. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

13. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

14. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

15. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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Harry Potter Pick Up Lines - 2

1. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

2. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

3. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

4. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

5. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

6. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

7. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

8. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

9. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

10. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

11. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

12. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

13. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

14. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

15. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 7

1. (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

2. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

3. Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

4. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

5. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

6. Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

7. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think


8. the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

9. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

10. This time next year let's be laughing together.

11. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

12. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

13. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

14. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

15. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 6

1. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

2. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

3. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

4. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

5. Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

6. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

7. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

8. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

9. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

10. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

11. Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

12. I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

13. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

14. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

15. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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