Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 11
1. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
2. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
3. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
4. Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
5. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
6. Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
7. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my
8. health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
10. Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
11. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
12. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
13. Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
More Pick Up Lines
1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
3. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
4. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
5. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
6. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
7. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
8. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
9. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
10. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
11. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
12. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
13. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
14. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
15. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
1. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
2. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
3. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
4. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
5. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
6. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
7. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
8. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
9. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
10. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
11. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
12. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
13. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
14. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
15. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
1. (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
2. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
3. Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
4. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
5. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
6. Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
7. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think
8. the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
9. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
10. This time next year let's be laughing together.
11. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
12. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
13. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
14. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
15. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.