Pick Up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds - 3
1. My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
2. My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
3. I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
4. You've got more curves than a triple integral.
5. Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
6. If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.
7. My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
8. Wanna expand my polynomial?
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1. i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
2. I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
3. I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
4. Can i explore your mean value?
5. Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
6. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
7. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
8. i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
9. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
10. Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
11. Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
12. If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
13. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
14. I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
15. My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
1. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
2. I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
3. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
4. Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
5. if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
6. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
7. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
8. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
9. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
10. Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
11. You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
12. You're hotter than donut grease.
13. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
14. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
15. If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
16. I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
17. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
18. If you were a steak you would be well done.
19. It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
20. Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
21. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings sho
1. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
2. Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
3. If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
4. Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
5. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
6. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
7. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
8. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
9. If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
10. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
11. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
12. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
13. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
14. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
15. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.