Funny, Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines - 15
1. What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
2. Wow! Are those real?
3. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
4. You are the reason men fall in love.
5. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
6. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
7. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
8. You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
9. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
10. You should be someone's wife.
11. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
12. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
13. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
14. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
15. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
More Pick Up Lines
1. My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
2. My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
3. I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
4. You've got more curves than a triple integral.
5. Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
6. If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.
7. My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
8. Wanna expand my polynomial?
1. i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
2. I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
3. I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
4. Can i explore your mean value?
5. Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
6. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
7. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
8. i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
9. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
10. Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
11. Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
12. If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
13. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
14. I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
15. My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
1. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
2. I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
3. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
4. Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
5. if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
6. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
7. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
8. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
9. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
10. Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
11. You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
12. You're hotter than donut grease.
13. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
14. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
15. If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
16. I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
17. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
18. If you were a steak you would be well done.
19. It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
20. Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
21. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings sho