U might be a red neck
U might be a red neck if.....
If you think a greased pig constest consists of greasing up your local cop and chasing him you might be a redneck.
More Police SMS
Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs?
A: None. He Fell.
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. They r now doin me 4 taking the piss.
I'm at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".
I'm doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!