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Main to sales girl hu

Main to sales girl hu

Police call girl se : Sali dhandha karti hai?
Call girl : Nahi sahab main to sales girl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu.. ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to main kya karu.




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