Main to sales girl hu
Police call girl se : Sali dhandha karti hai?
Call girl : Nahi sahab main to sales girl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu.. ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to main kya karu.
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U might be a red neck if.....
If you think a greased pig constest consists of greasing up your local cop and chasing him you might be a redneck.
Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs?
A: None. He Fell.
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. They r now doin me 4 taking the piss.