Its a mistake
I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
More Police SMS
Police call girl se : Sali dhandha karti hai?
Call girl : Nahi sahab main to sales girl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu.. ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to main kya karu.
U might be a red neck if.....
If you think a greased pig constest consists of greasing up your local cop and chasing him you might be a redneck.
Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs?
A: None. He Fell.