I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Not on duty
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.
More Police SMS
Police call girl se : Sali dhandha karti hai?
Call girl : Nahi sahab main to sales girl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu.. ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to main kya karu.
U might be a red neck if.....
If you think a greased pig constest consists of greasing up your local cop and chasing him you might be a redneck.