Baap ko Rishwat
Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result acha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna T.V dekhna band.
Bacha: Ye 50 rupye pakro aur is bat ko yahi daba do.
More Police SMS
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.
I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in country, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Police call girl se : Sali dhandha karti hai?
Call girl : Nahi sahab main to sales girl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu.. ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to main kya karu.