The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and
who drives faster than u is a maniac!
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Heaven - German car, American salary,
Chinese food and Indian wife.
Hell - Chinese car, German food, American wife
and Indian salary.
Son asks his Dad difference btwn LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF
ur mom is my LOVE
urmaid is my RELIEF
& I am ur Dad - well, that's my BELIEF
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.