Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Atom Bomb

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

Success is like

Success is like fart

Bardasht tabhi hoti hai jab apni ho.

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