Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Girl and Gas Cylinder
Its easier to pick up a girl of weight 45 kg
But its quiet difficult to pick up a gas cylinder of weight 14.2 kg
Strange but true...:-p
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Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.