An apple a day

An apple a day
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Is not affordable now-a-days. :-)




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Jawanon k liye advice

Jawanon k liye zaroori advice

1) Khud ko mobile me itna na mashgool rakho k samne se koi item type ladki guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.
2) Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.
3) Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani na karo, direct sir phod do kaminay ka.
4) Taaleem har kisi ka haq hai, zyada padh k kahin aisa na ho k tum kisi ka haq mar lo. ;-)

SILLY PRESCRIPTION...!!!

SILLY PRESCRIPTION...!!!

Put A Mousetrap On Top Of Your Alarm Clock.
It Will Prevent You From Going Back to Sleep.

For High Blood Pressure:
Simply Cut Yourself And Let It Bleed.

Have A Cough?
Take A Large Dose Of Laxative (Drug 4 Loose Motions) Then You Will Be Afraid To Cough.=PXD

Note: Follow This Special Prescription At Your Own Risk!

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