1. Money is not Everything: There are credit Cards too.
2. Love Animals: They are Tasty.
3. Save Water: Drink Juices.
4. Study is Healthy: Leave it for the Sicks.
5. Books are Holy: Don't Touch Them.
6. No Noise in Class: You Disturb those Asleep.
7. Must Get Married: Happiness is not the Only Aim of Life.
More Silly Quotes SMS
When women love us,
They forgive us everything,
Even our crimes.
When they don't love us,
They blame us for everything.
Which we didn't do even. :-)
If you can't change the Girl...
Change the Girl. :-)
Law of Conservation Of Knowledge:
"No matter how long the lecture may be, the Knowledge before and after the lecture remains the same." :-)