Beautiful Lines

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:

"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol". :-)

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Talent and Intelligence

What is talent and what is intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over niagara falls is talent.
Not trying such a thing is called intelligence. :-)

Aaj ka kaam kal per

Aaj ka kaam kal per chor do
Ho sakta ha kal tak us k liye kisi machine ka invention ho jaye.

Idioms Reloaded


1. Money is not Everything: There are credit Cards too.
2. Love Animals: They are Tasty.
3. Save Water: Drink Juices.
4. Study is Healthy: Leave it for the Sicks.
5. Books are Holy: Don't Touch Them.
6. No Noise in Class: You Disturb those Asleep.
7. Must Get Married: Happiness is not the Only Aim of Life.

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