Types of Call

Wives are Incoming Calls,
Lovers are Outgoing Calls,
Aunties are Toll-Free Calls,
Call-Girls are Roaming Calls,
Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls.

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Excellent Road Sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD." :-)

Every Woman Needs a Husband

Every Woman Needs a Husband:

Because Everyday Every Minute...
Something Goes Wrong.

Which She Can't blame on
God or Government. :-)

Interesting Line

An interesting line written at the back of a biker's shirt:
"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off." :-)

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