Rule of Success

Rule of Success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice.

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Early To Bed...

Early To Bed and Early To Rise,
Makes your Girlfriend Go Out With Other Guys.

Fact of Life

Fact of Life:

Whenever we find key to Success,
Some Idiots change the Locks.
So Forget the Keys.
Learn to Break the Doors!
Keep Rocking.

Fool vs Wise Man

A FOOL man tells a woman to STOP talking.

But a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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