Lost alone on an island

Lost alone on an island

A man lost alone on an island.
One day he decided to build a wood boat.
Suddenly a girl came there & the man use the wood 4 making bed.
Moral : A girl can change ur aim.

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Problem, Talent n Kismat

What is difference between Problem, Talent & Kismat?
2 boys love 1 girl = problem
1 boy loves 2 girls = talent
2 girls love 1 boy = kismat

Cheers to childhood

I want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing"
When "drinking" meant "apple juice",
When "dad" was d only "hero",
When love was "mom's hug",
When dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth",
When ur worst enemies were "ur siblings",
When d only thing that could hurt were "skinned knees",
When the only things broken were ur "toys",
n when goodbye meant "till tomorrow".
Cheers to childhood!!!!

Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

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