Devdas aur Paro
Devdas ne paro ke ghar ke samne "SUSU" kar diya.
Paro ne puchha - Dev, ye tumne kya kiya?
Dev - Gham itna jyada tha ke aansu apna rasta bhul gaye.
More Hindi SMS
Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
eye shadow, eye liner, lip-gloss,
glitter, rouge, blush, kajal
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories, & Still asks:
"over toh nai lag rha na"
Reply: "nai...sahi hai."
GIRL: "yar jaldi jaldi me kch kiya hi nai..
Socha simple hi rehne du.."
Define a BOY:
The 1 who b4 going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya!".
Ways 2 Impress A Girl
Care 4 Her
Sacrifice 4 Her
How 2 Impress A Boy?
Oye Kanjro Koi Standard Banao Apna..:P:P:P
Newton's "Law of Chhichhora Pan"
"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a thappad or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a girl. This force is called bezzati, which is directly proportional to sharmindagi, if ghairat remains constant".