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Shakespeare once said

Shakespeare once said

Shakespeare once said:
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"I'm going to washroom!!"

Tum kya samjhe the?
Oye yaar Shakespeare aam baatein bhi karta tha. Hamesha quotations hi nahi marta tha.




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Devdas aur Paro

Devdas ne paro ke ghar ke samne "SUSU" kar diya.
Paro ne puchha - Dev, ye tumne kya kiya?
Dev - Gham itna jyada tha ke aansu apna rasta bhul gaye.

Define a GIRL and Boy

Define a GIRL:

The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
eye shadow, eye liner, lip-gloss,
glitter, rouge, blush, kajal
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories, & Still asks:
"over toh nai lag rha na"

Reply: "nai...sahi hai."

GIRL: "yar jaldi jaldi me kch kiya hi nai..
Socha simple hi rehne du.."
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Define a BOY:

The 1 who b4 going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya!".

How to Impress a Girl

Ways 2 Impress A Girl
Respect Her
Honour Her
Protect Her
Care 4 Her
Sacrifice 4 Her

How 2 Impress A Boy?
Just Smile

Gameover

Oye Kanjro Koi Standard Banao Apna..:P:P:P

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