Teeth vs Tongue
Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..."
Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)
More Funny SMS
You are a normal person in case of :
1> U got a facebook account
2> U got a mobile phone
4> U are wasting your time reading this
5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3
7> u went to check if number 3 is there
8> Where is number 6 ?
9> U are now smiling :)
10> Where is number 1 ??
11> LOL u went to check number 1 :D
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu...
After 2 min.
Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together,
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink.
Moral - A girl can break any relation ! so be aware.