Girlfriend's name on hand
A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly.
Friend: Is it paining?
Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake......~:P !!
More Funny SMS
Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..."
Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)
You are a normal person in case of :
1> U got a facebook account
2> U got a mobile phone
4> U are wasting your time reading this
5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3
7> u went to check if number 3 is there
8> Where is number 6 ?
9> U are now smiling :)
10> Where is number 1 ??
11> LOL u went to check number 1 :D
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu...
After 2 min.
Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.