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Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the

Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the

Munna Bhai: Oye circuit, Bapu bole to Gandhi Ji kapde kyu nahi pehante the?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the!!!




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Kya mamu

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
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