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Funny Truth

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P




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What is a line

Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)

Etc full form

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

How Newton invented his Law

A cow was walking Newton stopped it.
It stopped. He found his 1st law
"An object continues to move unless it's stopped"

He gave a force by kicking d cow, it gave a sound 'MA'
He formulated d 2nd law
"F = MA"

After sometimes d cow gave a kick to newton
Then he formulated d 3rd law
"Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"

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