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A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?"

boy replies,
"its me..
.......
.
.
talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up" ;)

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!

Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You"
Student : China
Teacher : How?
Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.