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Don't break heart

Don't break heart

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)




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Teach us all the subjects

If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?

Who is Talking

A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?"

boy replies,
"its me..
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talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up" ;)

Definition of Laziness

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!

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