Don't break heart
Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)
More Funny SMS
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?"
talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up" ;)
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS:
Its a talent of taking rest before you get tired because prevention is better than cure. :)
Be lazy think crazy!