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Girl and Bill

Girl and Bill

Ladki sath ho to restaurant ka bill.
Ladki door ho to mobile ka bill.
Aur
Ladki hamesha ke liye hi door ho jaye to
Daru ka bill
Isliye na lagao dil, na aayega bill.




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