Girl and Bill
Ladki sath ho to restaurant ka bill.
Ladki door ho to mobile ka bill.
Ladki hamesha ke liye hi door ho jaye to
Daru ka bill
Isliye na lagao dil, na aayega bill.
More Hindi SMS
Haathi aur cheenti ki shaadi hui, doosre din hi haathi mar gaya. cheenti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya, aur sari umr
............kabar khodne ka kaam diya!
Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin ;)
Enginering is like public Indian toilet
People outside it r desperate 2 go inside
while people inside it r just suffering and want to get out as fast as they can.