More Dangerous than Mafia
Why are wives "more" dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both
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Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?"
talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up" ;)