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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki

Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangaai hai
Ladki boli : To phir aaj se tu mera bhai hai.




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Murga in English

Sardar England me khana khane gaya. Murghi khana chahta tha par English me Murghi ka naam bhool gya.
Waiter: What do U want.
Sardar: EGG's MOTHER.

HIJACK

PAPPU stands in air plane shouts "HIJACK". Everyone starts crying.
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Then JACK stands says "HI PAPPU"

Zor se Bolo

Pujari ne apni GF ke kandhe pe 1st time haath rakha aur bahut dheere se nervously bola : "I Love You" !

GF : "Zor se Bolo"

Pujari : "JAI MATA DI"

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