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Election Ki Date

Election Ki Date

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua...
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain.




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