Revenge

Dear girls..

Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge...




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