Kya aapki girlfriend ke paas yeh sab hai...
Agar hai to use dengue hai kripya turant doctor ko cousult karein.
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Gajini 2:1st scene -
Amir Khan ka beta apna tiffin box road par khol raha tha.
Woh dekh raha tha ki woh school ja raha hai ya school se aa raha hai...
Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January
He sent invitation to his friends like this..
"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"
Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua...
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain.