Propose

Ladki (ladke se): Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.




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Sundarta Ki Kami Ho To

Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.

An Effective Threat

An effective threat by wife:
"Tum jitna time Facebook, WhatsApp aur Twitter ko doge utna hi time main Flipkart, Snapdeal Jabong ko doongi.
Hffff.. bechara husband.

Kya Mujhe Yaad Karte Ho

Poochh rahi thi woh kal mujhse
Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho
Muskurakar maine jawaab diya:
Paagal yaad karna itna aasan hota to
College mein top na kar lete hum

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