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How Much For A Hand Job

How Much For A Hand Job

Gujju To a Prostitute: "How Much For A Hand Job?"

Lady: "Rs 500/- Do You Want One?

Gujju : "No... No, it just makes me happy To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self"




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Funny Abbreviations

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

How many women have you slept with

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;-)

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