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Kal Raat Ki Baat

Kal Raat Ki Baat

पति:-कार तेज चलाते हुए पत्नी से बोला:- "अब देखना मेरी स्पीड....."

स्पीड बढ़ाते ही कार बंद हो गई।

पत्नी जोर-जोर से हसने लगी।

पति:- "हस क्यों रही हो,?
"

पत्नी- "कुछ नहीं,
रात वाली बात याद आ गई"।




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Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

A big truth...

It's not the people who change,
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A gal checked her weight - 58 Kg.

Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...

A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!

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