How much

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!




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Roka kyun nahi

Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Sardar: Tumne use roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot kaha rukne ke liye, lekin woh bola aaj bas itna hi kal phir aaunga.

A sardar and a girl

A sardar and a girl were
having sex suddenly Sardar
asks - Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No. Sardar: thank god,
I dont wann to get that again!

Kabhi dost kehte the ki

Kabhi dost kehte the ki jaan
bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj
who apni biwi ko jaan kehte
hai, aur maango to inkaar
karte hai...

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