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Will u marry me

Will u marry me

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry im a lesbian
Sardar: what is a lesbian?
Girl: I like to have sex with girls.
Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian!




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Tight Bra

GIRL: maa baju waley ladkey ko dekhar meri bra tight ho jati hai.
MAA: beti ek bar bina bra ki kammeej pahan kar ja, uski pant tight ho jayegi!

How much

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!

Roka kyun nahi

Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Sardar: Tumne use roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot kaha rukne ke liye, lekin woh bola aaj bas itna hi kal phir aaunga.

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