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2 Sikh soilders

2 Sikh soilders

2 Sikh soilders capture a
Paki give him a dice & say,
"If u throw 1,2,3,4 or 5,
we'll kill u". Paki asks
"What if I get a 6"?
Then u throw again




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Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho

Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho
jaye to bholapna hai,

Dusribar ho jaye to
apanapan hai,

Tisribar ho jaye to
diwanapan hai,

phir bhi baz na aao to
Kaminapean hai.

Chasing a Sardar

A dog was chasing a Sardar
and the Sardar was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Sardar:I have a Airtel phone but still
hutch network is following.

Petrol ke daam

Petrol ke daam badhne se sardar bola

"MENU KOI FARAK NAHI PENDA.
PELHE BHI 100 KA BHARWATW THA,
AAB BHI 100 KA BHARWATA HOON"

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