Matrimonial Ad

A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.

"Wanted - Girl Age no bar,
looks no bar,
Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar,
Hazaar bar...........
Lagataar...........!




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Returning from movie

2 girls returning from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai!

Sant kabir in computer

Sant kabir in computer...

"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"
aisa bhi din aayega,
chut chudegi computer se,
aur bacha fax se aayega"

Extra covering

Q: why should a girl should have an extra covering and protection on her boobs ?
Kyonki "CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI...."

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