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Ladki pasand aayi

Ladki pasand aayi

Baap: Kyun beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai.
Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai!




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Kabira khada bazar me

kabira khada bazar me,
dekh oont ko roye,
itni unchi gaand ko,
maar sake na koy!

Matrimonial Ad

A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.

"Wanted - Girl Age no bar,
looks no bar,
Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar,
Hazaar bar...........
Lagataar...........!

Returning from movie

2 girls returning from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai!

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