On first night

On first night, husband said
2 his wife: "Look darling before
marriage I had slept wit 10
girls"

wife replied: Kundi mili hai
to gunn to milega hi.




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Pilpile Kele

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,
MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do.
Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo...

Kya aap SEX karte hai

Kya aap SEX karte hai.....
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai....
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai....
to aap HATH se kyun nahi karte hai...
HATH chale to AIDS tale...

Mahanagar and Mahanagari

Ques: Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar) and Mumbai a female city (Mahanagri) ? ? ?

Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar while Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA!

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