A black baby

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween




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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton

A grandmother pretends

A grandmother pretends
she doesn't know
who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck

Halloween wraps

Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...

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