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SMS Jokes

SMS Jokes

This page displays various categories of SMS Jokes. Today SMS is a very common & good way to express our feelings. With the popularity of SMS, SMS Jokes are also becoming very popular. People send SMS Jokes to their friends to share a fun. SMS Jokes are special types of jokes which are small in length but had a great fun. We have a great collection of original and Funny SMS Jokes in the categories like Hindi Love SMS, Sexy SMS, Love SMS, Funny SMS, Adult Hindi SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS, Flirt SMS, Flirting Indian SMS. So enjoy it and send it to your friends either via email or using your mobile and make an impression on them.

Funny SMS
Talking To Wife - Funny SMS

Talking to wife is
most relaxing and
it also improves
life span says a
new study from England.
It says it reduces
tension by 90 percent
and reduces risk
of heart attack
by 80 percent.
It also states that
it's a 100 percent
relaxing..


But, it does not say
whose wife.

Hindi SMS
Cigarette - Ek Medicine - Hindi SMS

जिसने सिगरेट बनाई उसने कभी सपने मे भी नहीँ सोचा
होगा कि, भारत मे सिगरेट को दवा के रूप में प्रयोग किया जायेगा। ! ?

यहाँ आधे लोग खाना खाने के बाद उसे पचाने के लिए सिगरेट को "भास्कर चूर्ण" कि तरह लेते है .....

और

बाकी आधे तो सुबह उठकर इसको "कायमचूर्ण" कि तरह इस्तेमाल करते है ...! !

Hindi SMS
Ek Number Sochiye - Hindi SMS

कोई भी एक नंबर अपने मन में रखिये

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और उतने का रिचार्ज मेरे मोबाइल
पर करवा दीजिये मै आप को
बताऊंगा कि आप ने कौन सा नम्बर सोचा था .... ।

हंसिये मत... करके देखिये ...... अच्छा लगेगा

आपको भी .... और मुझे भी

Funny SMS
This is Ultimate - Funny SMS

This is Ultimate

Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???

Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.

Hindi SMS
Sasural Mein Phone - Hindi SMS

Pati roz apni sasural mein phone karke apni naaraz patni ke baare mein poochhta.

Saas : kitni baar kaha hai ki woh tumhare liye mar gayi hai. Roz roz kyun phone karte ho?

Pati: Kuchh nahi bas yeh sunkar bohat achcha lagta hai.


Hindi SMS
Agar Life Boring Ho Gayi Hai To - Hindi SMS

Kya aapki life bahut boring ho gayi hai?
Aga haan to yeh trick try karein...

Apna mobile nikaliye aur ek messaage type kariye
I LOVE YOU (space) (Girlfriend ka naam)

Aur apni biwi ko send kar dein..
Kasam se life hangame daar ho jaayegi.

Hindi SMS
Romantic Message - Hindi SMS

Aapki girlfriend aapko romantic message kare...
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To Yeh mat socho Ki woh romantic mood mein hai....
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Balki yeh socho ki yeh romantic message usko kisne kiya ??

Hindi SMS
Do Din Ki Zindagi - Hindi SMS

Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai

"Saturday aur Sunday"

Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.






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