Mom: Son, get up its time to go to college.
Son: No Maa.. I don't want to go to college.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college
Son: 1. All students hate me
2. All staff hates me..
Mom: Ooh! That's not a reason
C'mon, you must go to college
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go to college
Mom:" 1. U are not a kid, you are 47 years old
2. U are the Principal of the college
Moral: Sirf bachchon ka hi man nahin karta chhutti karne ka.
Ek secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi
Raat ko woh kaafi deir tak Boss ko apne kisse sunaati rahi
Ke achanak boss ne poochha: "Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum donon miyan biwi ki tarah guzarein"
Secretary sharmate huye boli: Sir, jaisi aap ki marzi.
Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.